"I advise strongly against it." Zach unsuccessfully suppressed his smirk at the music wafting in from the kitchenette.
"Why?" Doc protested. "We have him at gun-point! He is dancing to the radio!"
"Making coffee while danc--" The last word of her specification had Niko helplessly dissolving in a gale of laughter.
"Because we'd be at gun-point when we admit we have caught him in the act!"
"Act?" Niko choked out. "Nope. Alice!"
"Look at the bright side, Zach, Goose isn't singing to it-"
"-but I just don't wanna know, 'cause for twenty-four years I've been living next door to Alice...."
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Tune provided by Smokie: "Livin' Next Door To Alice".