2086 – Buzz Ranger Blues
The turmoil of the festivities following the official inauguration of Buzzwang as a Galaxy Ranger had died down. The reporters had already left to yell their news at seemingly half-deaf editors around the League. Only the loud bangs of a hammer beating dents out of expensive alloys remained in the hall.
"Was that necessary, Gooseman?" the commander, clasping his ears which rang from the terrible noise QBall made, asked.
"I agreed to carry him on my shoulder for the cameras. I said nothing about how long after they went out."
"But did you have to drop him on his head?!"