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Courageous Pioneerz

presented by A. Kniggendorf & Bruinhilda
one German morning / Hawaiian evening on IRC:
(warning: severe nonsense ahead - beware the lunatics)

<AKK> We see GV scared a couple of times, while ALMA committed suicide in Chains-TVE to buy Goose more time.
<Bruinhilda> Probably the difference between a military AI and a home AI. GV used to just run Zach's house systems. I assume ALMA was made specifically for military functions. 
<AKK> But I wonder if BETA would recruit Zach's house AI to serve onboard the Phoenix and on Ranger-1. 
<Bruinhilda> Most likely Zach just suggested they upgrade his existing AI. Which didn't change his personality...just gave him new abilities. 
<AKK> So GV is now a military grade AI going uh-oh on a constant basis? 
<Bruinhilda> Budget cuts hurt everyone, don'tcha know. 

Walsh: I'm sorry captain Fox, due to budget cuts the updated courage.dll for your AI has been cancelled again. 
GV: uh-oh... 
Doc: <installs a cracked net-copy> Now, my electronic friend. Is this better? 
GV: uh-o– <wail> MOOOMMMIEEEEE <raabaah> 
Zach: Doc, we've got to talk. I particularly disagree with changing my AI's diapers. 
GV: <kiddie voice> I'm only 3 1/3 years old. Pppppplllbbbt! 
Zach: Now be a good li'l AI and stop playing scooter with the kitchen droid, please. 
<CRASH> 
Zach (mutters): I should send it play in traffic on the information highway... DOC! 
Doc: Hey, what do you expect from a cracked source? It's not that the warez-sites give any guarantees, you know? 
GV: Geeeveeee wanna play mixie now. 
Zach: What does he want? 
Doc: I think it's something with the mixer. 
Zach: Oh my g– 
<SPLOTSH><BLUBBER> 
Zach: The milk shakes for the kids... 
Doc: Call it your new wallpaper. 
Zach: <growl> 
Doc: You spent too much time with Goose. He's contagious, you know? And hey, that shake looks decorative, really... I– <edges towards the door> Uhm... have to– 
Zach: <grabs the hacker's collar> Doc. Uninstall that warez. NOW! – Goose, put him in a hammerlock until he fixes my AI! 
ALMA: I'm not a nanny! esp. not a nanny for a sissy. 
GV: <rabaaaah><uhaaahahaa>, ALMA's that mean to meeeeeee. 
Goose: Sorry, Zach. I've got this mission on Tarkon and I better leave before Niko gets the better of me. 
ALMA: Powering up, Goose. 
Doc: You mean Maya, my Goose m– 
<snap><snap><clong><clong> 
Zach: Why the second set of shackles, Goose? 
Goose: My pleasure. 
Doc: Umph, ooomph... 
Zach: Applying it around the neck is rather unusual, though. 
Goose: But effective. 
Doc: <thud> 
Goose (looking down on Doc): Maybe a little too effective after all. Here are the keys. I'll be back next week. 
Zach: Who uninstalls the warez now? 
GV: <rabaaaah> Nobo'y likes me... 
Kiwi Kids: "We'll help!" 
Zach: Aaaaaaahrgg – Commander, about this undercover mission on Tortuna, I do it. No pay. Just let me start now. 
GV: But sir, Tortuna is a rather dangerous terrain for the like of you. You should reconsider your– 
Zach: GV, is that you? How on Earth...? 
Jessy: Hi, Dad, I'm home. Who messed with Givvie's files btw? It sounded awful. Tell whoever it was, he's got no taste in hacking! <makes a large step across Doc to get to the fridge> Hi, Doc. 
Doc: Ooomph. 
Jessy: Kinda like the milk deco, Dad. But don't you think it's gonna stink horribly in a while? 


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