Next Door...

by
A Kniggendorf


     "I advise strongly against it." Zach unsuccessfully suppressed his smirk at the music wafting in from the kitchenette.
     "Why?" Doc protested. "We have him at gun-point! He is dancing to the radio!"
     "Making coffee while danc--" The last word of her specification had Niko helplessly dissolving in a gale of laughter.
     "Because we'd be at gun-point when we admit we have caught him in the act!"
     "Act?" Niko choked out. "Nope. Alice!"
     "Look at the bright side, Zach, Goose isn't singing to it--"

     "--but I just don't wanna know, 'cause for twenty-four years I've been living next door to Alice...."

END

Tune provided by Smokie: "Livin' Next Door to Alice"
You can find the lyrics (and a background music midi-file <eg>) of "Living Next Door To Alice" on this site:
http://users.cis.net/sammy/alice.htm


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