refers to

BeSODed


DocWin
or
The Real Story About Lt. Lolita Levine

by
A Kniggendorf


actually, the rating of this depends on your imagination.
innocent: rated PG
if that doesn't apply: rated R
Decide yourself what you are. <g>

     "Sure!" Lt. Levine snorted and stormed out of Doc's quarters.
     "Lolita–"
     "You're like WINDOWS! START and SHUT DOWN are damned close together!" she whirled round and barked back at him. "Make sure, you never get UPGRADED," she snapped. "Otherwise your GENERAL PROTECTION FAULTS will become obvious, too!"
     "Lolita, I'm--"
     "Shut up! Or you'll suffer a FATAL SYSTEM ERROR!"

     At the other end of the corridor, Goose stopped in his tracks and looked in astonishment at the furious staff officer stomping away from an embarassed Doc. "I didn't know that private life was so dangerous for command officers."

Thanks to Elizabeth 'fatima' Bales for her help with English.
And it's a good idea not to ask why I wrote this. ;)


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