German morning / Hawaiian evening on IRC:
nonsense ahead – beware the lunatics)
We see GV scared a couple of times, while ALMA committed suicide
in Chains-TVE to buy Goose more time.
Probably the difference between a military AI and a home AI. GV
used to just run Zach's house systems. I assume ALMA was made
specifically for military functions.
<AKK> But I wonder
if BETA would recruit Zach's house AI to serve onboard the
Phoenix and on Ranger-1.
<Bruinhilda> Most likely Zach
just suggested they upgrade his existing AI. Which didn't change
his personality...just gave him new abilities.
GV is now a military grade AI going uh-oh on a constant
<Bruinhilda> Budget cuts hurt everyone, don'tcha
I'm sorry captain Fox, due to budget cuts the updated courage.dll
for your AI has been cancelled again.
<installs a cracked net-copy> Now, my electronic friend. Is
GV: uh-o– <wail> MOOOMMMIEEEEE
Zach: Doc, we've got to talk. I
particularly disagree with changing my AI's diapers.
<kiddie voice> I'm only 3 1/3 years old.
Zach: Now be a good li'l AI and stop playing
scooter with the kitchen droid, please.
(mutters): I should send it play in traffic on the information
Doc: Hey, what do you expect from a cracked
source? It's not that the warez-sites give any guarantees, you
GV: Geeeveeee wanna play mixie now.
Zach: What does
Doc: I think it's something with the mixer.
Oh my g–
milk shakes for the kids...
Doc: Call it your new
Doc: You spent too much time
with Goose. He's contagious, you know? And hey, that shake looks
decorative, really... I– <edges towards the door>
Uhm... have to–
Zach: <grabs the hacker's collar>
Doc. Uninstall that warez. NOW! – Goose, put him in a
hammerlock until he fixes my AI!
ALMA: I'm not a nanny! esp.
not a nanny for a sissy.
ALMA's that mean to meeeeeee.
Goose: Sorry, Zach. I've got
this mission on Tarkon and I better leave before Niko gets the
better of me.
ALMA: Powering up, Goose.
Doc: You mean Maya,
my Goose m–
Why the second set of shackles, Goose?
Doc: Umph, ooomph...
Zach: Applying it around the
neck is rather unusual, though.
Goose: But effective.
Goose (looking down on Doc): Maybe a little too
effective after all. Here are the keys. I'll be back next
Zach: Who uninstalls the warez now?
Nobo'y likes me...
Kiwi Kids: "We'll help!"
Aaaaaaahrgg – Commander, about this undercover mission on
Tortuna, I do it. No pay. Just let me start now.
But sir, Tortuna is a rather dangerous terrain for the like of
you. You should reconsider your–
Zach: GV, is that you?
How on Earth...?
Jessy: Hi, Dad, I'm home. Who messed with
Givvie's files btw? It sounded awful. Tell whoever it was, he's
got no taste in hacking! <makes a large step across Doc to get
to the fridge> Hi, Doc.
Jessy: Kinda like
the milk deco, Dad. But don't you think it's gonna stink horribly
in a while?
the morale of it:
beware of any fanfic authors who aren't
properly gagged and tied up. ;)
p.s.: we don't give any