this was written without the help of an editor.
the end of the episode Tune Up we see BETAs personnel
partying that Buzzwang became a ranger. One remarkable detail
always stuck in my mind: we see Buzzwang riding hurray on Zach's
and Goose's shoulders in the crowd.
Well, these are my two
cents about that scene.... <eg>
Buzz Ranger Blues
turmoil of the festivities following the official inauguration of
Buzzwang as a Galaxy Ranger had died down. The reporters had
already left to yell their news at seemingly half-deaf editors
around the League. Only the loud bangs of a hammer beating dents
out of expensive alloys remained in the hall.
that necessary, Gooseman?" the commander, clasping his ears
which rang from the terrible noise QBall made, asked.
agreed to carry him on my shoulder for the cameras. I said
nothing about how long after they went out."
did you have to drop him on his head?!"
not-so-nice side of Space Peace showed up after the episode Space
Earth Times News Alert – BetaMountain Under Siege!
activists have chained themselves to the main gate of
BetaMountain in a non-violent protest when a spacewhale suffered
a severe case of indigestion after dissolving the feet of
Buzzwang on a mission suspiciously codenamed "Space
Commander Walsh was not available for a comment.
BETA's public relations office is closed until further notice,
though an unidentified Galaxy Ranger told our reporters, that
they could take the damn bot if they really wanted. He wouldn't
Space Peace rejected the offer and demanded BETA to take
full responsiblity for their crimes.
Earth Times: We keep you informed.
Earth Times News Alert: BetaMountain Stormed! Hostages Taken!
events took place at the Bureau of Extra-Terrestrial Affairs this
Offended by the discovery that the ecologically
questionable feet of Buzzwang have been replaced by newer and
bigger models, posing an even greater threat to the endangered
species of spacewhales, the environmental activists stormed the
Galaxy Ranger base's VIP lounge during an on-going meeting about
They are now holding hostage Senator Eric
Wheiner and a walking coffee machine.
According to BETA PR,
the events have no influence on the Galaxy Rangers' service,
though Cmdr. Walsh called the situation serious: "We miss
the coffee machine a lot."
Rusty And The Boys.
Rusty's point of view.
It wasn't my fault that Larry transformed himself into a
giant by means of magic!
My AI is Buzzwang's times thousand.
My memory capacity exceeds his at least as much. I can search
LongShot's database in a tenth of the time he needs to type the
I sacrificed myself for Doc. He fed himself to a
And they made him a ranger!
sex·ism (skszm), n.
1. Discrimination based on gender,
especially discrimination against women.
conditions, or behaviors that promote stereotyping of social
roles based on gender.
that's what it is! I'm going to sue!